Christmas lights

Overheard in the OnAllCylinders newsroom: Grouchy Editor: “Aren’t you finished with that article yet? There’s a mountain of stories that need written! What’s eatin’ ya boy?” Writer: “Not happy with my work, I guess.” Grouchy Editor: “What?” Writer: “I just don’t like always writing about cars.” Grouchy Editor: “Oh, well, if that’s all…WHAT?! YOU DON’T

There’s always that one over-achiever. It’s that one guy in the neighborhood who lights up his Christmas decorations before you’ve even cleaned up all the eggs, soap, and toilet paper from Halloween night (darn kids, with their Dan Fogelberg music, Zima, hula hoops, and Pac Man video games). And what’s with that guy anyway? Is he possessed by