Jerry Seinfeld

Unless you’ve been living in a bubble, you’re probably aware that comedian Jerry Seinfeld loves cars — and coffee. What you may not have known is that Seinfeld has an affinity for Porsches. Apparently, that affinity is limited only by the amount of space the actor/comedian has to store them. To make room in his car collection, Seinfeld

“You get to put bacon in your mouth. I mean, when you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn’t matter who is President or anything. You just ahh, ahhhh… Every time I’m eating bacon, I think: I could die right now. And I mean it! That’s how good life is.” — Louis C.K., on what